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Hillbilly Humor
Pictures submitted by friends of HBU. From the dusty desert to Dixie - this is
stuff only a true hillbilly can appreciate...
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Our Hillbilly U founder huntin' with The Nuge'
If you let your girlfriend drive.....
(and it doesn't matter how much you point)
...she's gonna get stuck
And your buddy can't pull out your one-ton
pickup with his quad.
No, you weren't "this close..."
A couple of Arizona
hillbillies are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't
seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other hillbilly whips out his cell phone and calls
911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's 'dead'."
There is a silence..........then
a shot is heard.
The hillbilly's voice comes back on the line, "Okay,
now
what?"
What does a real friend do when his buddy passes out??
He helps him out, of course!
(can that be good for him?)
Most hunters agree
- there's no better feeling than squatin' freely in the woods. But these guys have made it their life's purpose.
We get so many pictures of y'all "being one with nature" we could dedicate a whole page to it. But we won't.
Instead, we present to you HBU's rendition of "Where's Waldo."
See if you can pass this hillbilly test by finding the crouching hunter in each of these photos.
We saw these guys on the trail and...Wow...all they're missin'
is the banjo!
This-a-way, That-a-way
hillbilly signs
(yeah, people are really this dumb)
Welcome to my humble abode!
hillbilly houses
Hold my beer n' watch this!
what we do for fun
Redneck Rides
some of these are pretty scary
Know anybody who coulda graduated from Hillbilly U? Send us a picture, and we'll include
the best, hillbilly-est ones on our site. Hey, maybe it's a picture of you...that's okay, don't be ashamed!
Send it in - be proud! We're all hillbillies around here.
I
don't think this guy's gonna make it...
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