2. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

3. You can't feed that to the dog.

4. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex

5. I don't know, I thought Graceland was tacky.

6. Wrestling's fake.

7. Do you think my gut is too big?

8. I'll have an orange and some grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

9. Honey, we don't need another dog.

10. Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?

11. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

12. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

13. Spittin' is such a nasty habit.

14. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

15. Checkmate.

16. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

17. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

18. Hey, here's an episode of "Dukes of Hazzard"  we haven't seen.

19. I don't really have a favorite college team.

20. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

21. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.