A horny hillbilly takes his last five bucks to a whorehouse he's been hearin' so much about. He walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."

The man is immediately escorted to a room with a mirror, a couch, and a chicken in the corner. The woman shuts the door. The man reluctantly takes the chicken and does his business. "Not bad," he thinks to himself.

The following week, the man brings $10 of his hard earned money, and offers it to the woman. He is then whisked off in to a small room with a few benches and a double sided mirror. The small room quickly fills with other men.

Two women walk into the room that the people are viewing. The two lesbians then proceed to make love on the table.

The redneck nudges the man next to him and exclaims, "Damn, for 10 bucks, this is damn good." The man then chuckles and says, "You should have been here last week, we had a man screwing a chicken."